June 2013
How often do people send you nudes on here?
Absolutely never. No one uses my submit button. It’s just for show….kind of like my penis.
Too graphic? meh….
Who was the last person you fantasized about?
I don’t really fantasize about people like you’d think. It’s not like being sexually active with a famous person is something that I think about…really ever.
Sometimes I like…wonder…what it would be like if me and someone I know in real life hooked up. (occasionally people I know on tumblr) But nothing beyond that. I’ll play a scenario out in my head but it’s not like I’ll get off to it or anything.
Is it still sexy question time? Is there any dood on this planet that you have thought about getting down n dirrrrrty with? Like even just for a second was like huh, yeah, I'd totally fuck him. (Sub question is there any dood on this planet that you have already gotten down n dirrrrrty with?) peaaaace brah
Sorry to disappoint. I know a number of my followers would prefer me to have answers to those questions but I really don’t.
There is no denying an attractive male when I see one. I can go: “that guy is fucking gorgeous” but I’d never be attracted to him as a person.
I love women. I completely get heterosexual men and lesbian women…girls are amazing.
Also: it’s always sexy question time.
This is probably bad timing considering the last question, but I just wanted to say that you're my "tumblr crush". I know it's dumb, but I think out of everyone that I follow, I would genuinely enjoy getting to know you in person. Too bad you're a million miles away. Anyway, here's to dreaming. Have a good night. :)
Awe, that’s awesome and sweet. I was just thinking that during a huge convention (like comic con) there should be a tumblr-themed speed dating thing where we all just get to meet and get to know each other for like 5 minutes a piece or so.
Who knows what the future may bring. Enjoy your night as well, dear.
Favorite sexual postion?
Up.
mmm….sexy.
(In all seriousness): Even though the position is short lived and usually segues into another position I like picking the person I’m with, up and kind of….actively standing. Then like after that becomes tiring just throwing the person onto the most comfortable piece of furniture possible and continuing.
- Me: (clicks on link to own blog) Oh God, I'm on that weird part of the internet again.
The hell is a sexy question? :P
This one gave me an erection. So I’m going to go with: that counts :P
What's the sexiest thing a woman can do?
Oh, hey there! :)
There are many things. A woman’s mere existence can be sexy.
Women who know what they want are sexy. (this can apply to inside and outside of the bedroom)
Women who actively desire their significant other sexually….are sexy.
A degree of modesty can be sexy.
Having a decent head on her shoulders…
The sexiest thing?….I think to me would be making (or occasionally making) the first move. Grabbing me for a kiss. Walking up to me and putting her hand on the back of my neck and kissing me. Not always seeking attention but giving it sometimes is really huge and incredibly sexy. It’s bold if you haven’t been intimate with someone like that before…but boldness is sexy too.
lllllllets play
the sexy question game.
ask a sexy question, get an honest answer.
Or you know….a regular question. Those exist too.
Tomorrow
I will clean.
I will exercise.
I’ll get some shit done.
I will try not to cry myself to sleep at night this time.
